2,000 dollar bird warmer.
*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
how can you even like koalas they remind me of crusty old men with huge beards
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
I thought you said beheaded
that would not be an accident
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”
[7:32:27 PM] eagles eagles: theres a fish and chip
[7:32:35 PM] Virus: yeah …..
[7:32:37 PM] Virus: how about that…
[7:32:43 PM] eagles eagles: I WASNT DONE
[7:32:53 PM] eagles eagles: theres a fish and chip shop
[7:33:34 PM] Virus: i can’t believe it..