cracked:

Joe Lozito faced a deranged stabber on the New York City subway, and lived to tell us all about it.
Cops Won’t Help You: 7 Things I Saw as a Real Slasher Victim

#6. The Cops Were Ready for Him, and by “Ready” I Mean “Hiding Behind a Locked Door”
[Slasher Maksim] Gelman backed away from the [engineer’s compartment] door and started pacing the [subway] car. The cops stayed put [in the compartment], because, as the rest of this story will make clear, they weren’t very good cops. One of the other passengers on the train recognized Gelman, though, and he started tapping on the engineer’s door furiously trying to warn them. They didn’t listen, and he stopped tapping once Gelman started making his way back to the front of the train.
Again, I didn’t know anything about the stabbings, and I’d never seen this dude’s face before. It was all a normal day on the train for me, right up until Gelman stopped in front of my seat, whipped out an eight-inch knife and said, “You’re going to die.”

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cracked:

Joe Lozito faced a deranged stabber on the New York City subway, and lived to tell us all about it.

Cops Won’t Help You: 7 Things I Saw as a Real Slasher Victim

#6. The Cops Were Ready for Him, and by “Ready” I Mean “Hiding Behind a Locked Door”

[Slasher Maksim] Gelman backed away from the [engineer’s compartment] door and started pacing the [subway] car. The cops stayed put [in the compartment], because, as the rest of this story will make clear, they weren’t very good cops. One of the other passengers on the train recognized Gelman, though, and he started tapping on the engineer’s door furiously trying to warn them. They didn’t listen, and he stopped tapping once Gelman started making his way back to the front of the train.

Again, I didn’t know anything about the stabbings, and I’d never seen this dude’s face before. It was all a normal day on the train for me, right up until Gelman stopped in front of my seat, whipped out an eight-inch knife and said, “You’re going to die.”

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elodieunderglass:


foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

elodieunderglass:

foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

polices (this is what happens when you are inside toilet of jail source: jail man): you grate that cheese…i’ll grate my own fist while u do it.

me: yes i started a fire...but really i think the fire is a problem
polices: oh.